The Rules Of Cart Riding

January 29, 2008

The “cart” in the headline above is in reference to those awesome carts at grocery stores.

1. Do not ride on an empty cart, as it is likely to flip over.
2. Wait until exiting the store to commence operation cart ride.
3. Do not hit vehicles.
4. Do not ride grocery carts on a city street, a county road, or a US highway.
5. Other modifications to the ritual, including racing strange children, are permissible, and often encouraged.

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