Children’s Book Titles You Will Never See
February 13, 2008
“You Were an Accident”
“Strangers Have the Best Candy”
“The Little Sissy Who Snitched”
“Some Kittens Can Fly!”
“Getting More Chocolate on Your Face”
“Where Would You Like to Be Buried?”
“Katy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her”
“The Attention Deficit Disorder Association’s Book of Wild Animals of North Amer- Hey! Let’s Go Ride Our Bikes!”
“All Dogs Go to Hell”
“The Kids’ Guide to Hitchhiking”
“Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia”
“What Is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?”
“Why Can’t Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?”
“Bi-Curious George”
“Daddy Drinks Because You Cry”
“You Are Different and That’s Bad”
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Oh GABBY! That was just TOO funny. I laughed til i cried over the Curious George one! OOOPS! Meg just told me you do not like “Gabby” so I need to change it to “Gabbie”. Hmmm? it SOUNDS the same, but is it??? Maybe it is a homophone? Or is that synonym? NO, it has to be a homophone because it sounds the same but is spelled differently…..but does it have a different meaning? UGH! I apparently need to go have some more coffee. TA TA!